violent wedgie.
July 23, 2008
“In July, the Utah Supreme Court ordered a new trial for Erik Low, now 40, ruling that a jury should have considered the possibility of a lesser crime than manslaughter in the 2003 shooting death of a man who had just 15 seconds earlier during a fight given Low what was described as a violent wedgie”.
at my high school, wedgies were given as a sign of endearment.
the girls were always nervous to wear overalls to school,
for fear of getting wedgied by their crush.
only one type of underwear gets a pass to go that high. granny panties.
excuse me for using the term panties.
it sent a slight chill through my body.
if somebody catches your eye, go on, give them a wedgie.
but, not a violent one. a lovable one. a lovable wedgie.
sorry Erik Low. maybe he was just super into you.
no need to kill.
