violent wedgie.
July 23, 2008
“In July, the Utah Supreme Court ordered a new trial for Erik Low, now 40, ruling that a jury should have considered the possibility of a lesser crime than manslaughter in the 2003 shooting death of a man who had just 15 seconds earlier during a fight given Low what was described as a violent wedgie”.
at my high school, wedgies were given as a sign of endearment.
the girls were always nervous to wear overalls to school,
for fear of getting wedgied by their crush.
only one type of underwear gets a pass to go that high. granny panties.
excuse me for using the term panties.
it sent a slight chill through my body.
if somebody catches your eye, go on, give them a wedgie.
but, not a violent one. a lovable one. a lovable wedgie.
sorry Erik Low. maybe he was just super into you.
no need to kill.
wisdom teeth.
July 22, 2008
my horoscope for today:
look up and enjoy the world around you, dear Leo. you are often so caught up in the details that you forget to examine the big picture. so often you have your head to the floor looking for the dirt in your house that you fail to see the smiling faces of the people around you who love you. take this day to have fun and put aside your small worries. concentrate more on the whole room.
i do have dirt in my house. and i do like smiley faces.
maybe i’ll take this into consideration.
dear wisdom teeth,
please stop growing. i already have enough teeth.
there is no room for you.
love, kmarie.
august celebration.
July 21, 2008
this year is an exciting year. my birthday has landed on 08-08-08.
this calls for a giant celebration.
is it sad that i would absolutely love to have this?
